Why Is It Always Dairylea

I won't sleep tonight
I don't know why but I feel like shite
I can't shut my eyes
until I've seen a chuffin Kraft cheese slice
Processed cheese, what have they done?
That bloody Philadelphia tastes like...
Come into the chorus with us now
Why is it always Dairylea
When in the contract it stipulated Brie
Why is it always Dairylea
We've got some nice red wine in
I was looking forward to dining
I want Emmental, nice fresh Edam in a waxy red bowl
Cheddar, Gruyere
Red Leicester, Double Gloucester, Camembert
Wensleydale, we haven't got
This Primula cheese spread just tastes like...
s'not what you want really is it
Why is it always Dairylea
When in the contract it stipulated Brie
Why is it always Dairylea
We've got some nice red wine in
I was looking forward to dining
Oh where did the blue cheese go-oh
I couldn't be arsed to visit Tesco
(and shop for a range of excellent fresh cheeses at their delicatessen counter at surprisingly reasonable prices)
Why is it always Dairylea
When in the contract it stipulated Brie
Why is it always Dairylea
We've got some nice red wine in
I was looking forward to dining
Why is it always Dairylea..