Catholic Girls Lyrics
Catholic Girls
With a tiny little mustache
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
In the Rectory Basement
Father Riley's a fairy
But it don't bother Mary
At the CYO
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?
That's the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-Hip-Hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
At the CYO
When they learn to blow . . .
All the Catholic Boys!
Did they all take The Vow?
She could make you go WOW!
Right away
That's the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
With her hand in the box
When she's on her knees
My little Catholic Girl
Catholic Girls
They never confess
Catholic Girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
(Well well well)
Catholic Girls
(Ma-ma-mum ma-ma-mum)
Yai-ee-ahhh!
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
(Well well now)
Catholic Girls
(Ma-ma-mum ma-ma-ma-ma-mum)
Yai-ee-ahhh!
Catholic Girls
(Ma-ma ma-ma-maaah)
OOOOOOH!
Catholic Girls
Yai-ee-ahhh!
(Well well)
Catholic Girls
(Ma-ma ma-ma-ma-mum)
OOOOOOH!
(Ma-ma ma-ma ma-mum)
Catholic Girls
Yai-ee-ahhh!
(Ma-ma ma-ma-ma-mum)
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
Catholic Girls
Yai-ee-ahhh!
Joe had a girl friend named Mary.
She used to go to the church club every week.
They'd meet each other there
Hold hands
And think Pure Thoughts
This Song kicks so much ass
this song is great. it love the songs where frank zappa makes fun of that band that sings 'big girls dont cry' i dont quite know the name of the band. its so funny to here that voice though the one done by father riley.
@goomba555213 morning! Big girls don’t cry- Frankie Vali n The Four Seasons
@goomba555213 morning! Big girls don’t cry- Frankie Vali n The Four Seasons
VD VOWDY VOOTIE
also warren cucurulla and vinnie coliuta were musicians in Zappa's band
How do you know who says what in this song?! I'm very confused... Someone explain!
Catholic Girls comes from the three albumn/ CD Frank Zappa set "Joe's Garage". The characters mentioned above appear in the story and liner note lyrics.
Catholic Girls comes from the three albumn/ CD Frank Zappa set "Joe's Garage". The characters mentioned above appear in the story and liner note lyrics.
classic song...and, i mean, ya gotta love those catholic girls...we're a rare breed :)
a rare and wonderful breed, I'm currently going out with one at this time. As said by some of my catholic school girl friends, "Catholic school girls never seperate, they just die and regroup in hell"
I ended up going to a small, private catholic school. 90% of the girls here came from private catholic high schools, and this song CRACKS me up. Tinny little mustache? check. I love when they say the names, and "kinda young, kinda WOW". i cant stop laughing when i hear this song. Too bad i'm going to be out of town when Zappa come here.
I assume your referring to Dweezil and the Zappa plays Zappa tour. If your expecting FZ you'll be disappointed. Anyway, I just thought I'd mention how I liked the way FZ sneaks in the reference to "Jewish Princess" with the sitar sounding guitar at the end of the song after "so send me a dozen"
I assume your referring to Dweezil and the Zappa plays Zappa tour. If your expecting FZ you'll be disappointed. Anyway, I just thought I'd mention how I liked the way FZ sneaks in the reference to "Jewish Princess" with the sitar sounding guitar at the end of the song after "so send me a dozen"
I don't get it. mustache? Catholic countries: Poland, Spain, Brazil, Italy, France, and Latin America (which dominates the Miss World contests) have most of the hottest girls in the world. He should be thanking them for the girls not making fun of them lol. But who knows what someone who would name their daughter Moon Unit is thinking.
The tiny little mustache is not necessarily a facial mustache. Think about it. This song is filled with sexual innuendo, and I suspect this is just another one.
The tiny little mustache is not necessarily a facial mustache. Think about it. This song is filled with sexual innuendo, and I suspect this is just another one.