Too Drunk to Fuck Lyrics
I danced all night
I drank sixteen beers
And I started up a fight
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purse
You're to drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Oh
by thegothchick on 07-19-2002 @ 01:07:43 PM
i need some martinis mua hahahah! not reely i dont drink no more cuz im not supposed (under age) sniffle but neways yea its funny cuz of those dum fucks that get drunk (i dont think that made sense)
That's good for you, cause you just made yourself seem such a badass cause you drank when you wer underage, and the sniffle just increased the sympathy i felt for you. Get a life you fuckin boner.
Like virtually all DK songs, this one is satirical. If you want to interpret the meaning of a DK song, just replace "I" and "we" with "people that Jello hates".
i think you missed the point, the song is making fun of drunk people and basically calling them dumbasses
yeah, crappydrummer hit the nail on the head. Its making fun of all those frat boys and people who get just drink to get fucked up. Alcohol sucks, DK rule.
"The only salvation is I'll never see you again You give me head It makes it worse Take out your fuckin' retainer Put it in your purse "
this is the funniest fucking thing ever.
yea you dohnt need alchol dumbasses
... I really was not aware that so many blindingly stupid people listen to the Dead Kennedys. This isn't even an anti-drinking song. It's making fun of rich, fat, redneck frat boys and their little parties, not people who drink in general.
I recently added this song to a mix CD I made titled, "Drunken Anthems".
Yeah but some of us enjoy it... so leave them alone. It's thier choice, sort of it's your choice not to drink.
hehe i dont need alchi to have fun.....yeah maybe its makin fun of those fuckheads who drink too much..but anyways......Great Song!