I get all wet between my legs
Every time you pass me by
I heave a sigh of pain
I think of things not pure and chaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you and your girlfriend, too
Kind of like you're underwater
Hair's too long and in your eyes
Your lips a perfect "suck me" size
Everything you say is so
Obnoxious, funny, true and mean
I want to be your blowjob queen
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh young jimmy
Jamming, slamming, ramming in me
I think of things not pure and chaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you till your dick is blue
Every time
sex.
I disagree with the person who said girls don't think this graphically. We may not be thinking the things described in this song ALL the time and we may not think them very often, but we DO. See, the thing is, when we're excited by someone, we don't THINK about those emotions and feelings, we only FEEL them. We've all felt them. Liz just has the remarkable ability of putting what we're all thinking into words.
Great song. Very human and simple.
I think it's a joke. Not a "ha ha" joke; I think it's supposed to be ironic. It's what every virile young man would love to hear a woman say to him. What immature and obnoxious man doesn't want a blowjob queen, regardless of whether he deserves it? The irony is that he doesn't deserve it.
I also think an ironic take on the song fits much better in context with the rest of "Exile in Guyville."
I think I agree. It's not that I believe only men think this way (that's definitely not true, and Liz Phair is definitely not shy) it's just that the completely deadpan tone and even more monotone delivery than usual makes it seem like she's reciting what a man wants to hear, rather than something she's actually sincere about.
I think I agree. It's not that I believe only men think this way (that's definitely not true, and Liz Phair is definitely not shy) it's just that the completely deadpan tone and even more monotone delivery than usual makes it seem like she's reciting what a man wants to hear, rather than something she's actually sincere about.
I don't think wanting a blowjob queen makes you immature and obnoxious. All men enjoy a blow job from a woman who likes to give them. I also don't think it is a joke. Liz is singing about having her own sexual energy unlike most women when the album was released. It is a faux pas for a woman to talk like this, but ok for men to be sexually suggestive. I think she is being bold and honest and confronting the issue of women hiding their sexuality. From my experience when are just as sexual as men but...
I don't think wanting a blowjob queen makes you immature and obnoxious. All men enjoy a blow job from a woman who likes to give them. I also don't think it is a joke. Liz is singing about having her own sexual energy unlike most women when the album was released. It is a faux pas for a woman to talk like this, but ok for men to be sexually suggestive. I think she is being bold and honest and confronting the issue of women hiding their sexuality. From my experience when are just as sexual as men but are not allowed to be proud of it, demonstrated by the fact that when they write a song about it someone says "she must be joking"
wait, what are you guys - i thought it was about flowers
I am quite fond of this song. Most of it is self-explanatory - and I mean REALLY self-explanatory. But I think these are very good lyrics; in fact they are so good, and so painfully honest and relatable that they hold up the integrity of the song. In another artist's hands, this song probably would have come out sounding terribly raunchy, but with Liz Phair, that doesn't happen at all. I especially like the lines "You act like you're fourteen years old/Everything you say is so/Obnoxious, funny, true and mean"...well, I guess that's all I've to say. Where are all the other Liz fans?!?!
whoa, dude this stuff is awwsome. i love how she can talk about getting wet between her legs and wanting to be a blow job queen so freely. rock on liz
this is exactly how I feel about Ian Hecox sighs He gets me so fucking hot
i think this is about the sexual attraction of a woman to a man who probably doesnt notice her cos he has a girlfriend or something. and she wants to fuck him badddd :)
I love it. It's so so fucking good and honest and explicit.
Also, why does it have to be ironic? Not only men think this way. I certainly do.
i know, right?
i know, right?